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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Make Nazis afraid again!
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.